So, that just happened…
this is amazing in so many ways
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i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
German people are funnier with their fridge, or should I say “cold wardrobe”? (Kuhlschrank)
(via memewhore)
congratulations to whoever invented the word queue you just spent five letters making a sound that could have been achieved with one
(via dumpsterfetus)
TALK to me
TELL me that you’re unhappy
But don’t UNFOLLOW me
Do you have any idea what it’s like to be YOUR follower, okay?
You are the Alpha, tumblr…
Even John Green wanted to follow you.
I used to get asks every week
I mean do you even know how many times I’ve had to sit on a stool and watch you answer asks?
seems like I got my own chance to say im so done with this website

friendly reminder that freedom of speech does not mean freedom from the consequences of your speech (✿◠‿◠)
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